27 June, 2007

I'm in ur comments, fighting mi worz.

State of mind: giggly
Current soundtrack: Black Jack - Fantastic (Suzuki Ami)

...I'm sorry. This borders on blasphemy, but I can't be the only one who thinks it's funny that suddenly, Transformers are appearing in Yasmin Ahmad's blog.

It's a perfectly Y.A. post, and it was published somewhere around the vicinity of the zomgbaldness fiasco. For two thirds of the way it's all quite sane, and then suddenly, Megatron decides to input his two sen.

INSECTS!

FLESHFORM YASMIN, FLESHFORM AMYMARIA, FLESHFORM ANON,
FLESHFORM HOLDERS, FLESHFORM KEKURE, FLESHFORM MAS, FLESHFORM AZIZI AHMAD ...
AND ALL PATHETIC FLESHFORMS READING THIS.

HEAR ME NOW.
I.
AM.
MEGATRON.

YOUR BICKERINGS VEXES ME.

IF THERE IS TO BE JUDGEMENT, IT SHALL ONLY COME FROM ME, FILTHY FLESHLINGS.

YOUR EXISTENCE TAINTS ME. YOUR FLESH IS WEAK.
YOU ARE WEAK. YOUR INTELLECTS ARE WEAK.
INSIGNIFICANT INSECTS.

ALL YOU TALK ABOUT MATTERS FOR NOTHING!
SOON YOUR PLANET WILL BE A WASTELAND. THE HOUR DRAWS NEAR. THE ALLSPARK WILL BE MINE.

IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU ALL SELF TERMINATE NOW.

MEGATRON
06.18.07 - 1:32 am #

Not too long afterwards, Optimus Prime himself (w00t!) joins in, pleading passionately for the partially pitiful psyches of PC perusers. And then up pop Bonecrusher, Bumblebee, Spike, and even Starscream. Even Michael 'Bai'. Pop, pop, pop! Suddenly even Michael (Jackson) and Ronald (McD) spring out of the woodwork.

Somewhere in the middle was a commenter scolding the anonymice for faffing around in the comments section, but...I feel nothing but amusement. It could be a collection of trolls, but...it's a collection of intelligent, benign trolls on Yasmin Ahmad's blog. And that makes a certain dippy blogger roll up in giggles.

...Wonder what Yasmin thought about all of that in the end.

1 comment:

Lammy Leonhart said...

Damn, but that's the best thing that's ever happen in a commentary XD

The moment I read them in her blog, I went, "Haha MEGATRON Haha" ^-^;;;;

Once again, humans just plain amaze me.